Web developer. Mostly in .NET, but anything can go in a container, really. Plus I can do things like nick a Bootstrap component for this website and host it in an S3 bucket for pennies.
This is my best answer. The question was very quickly flagged by moderators as stupid.
This is where I'll post a CV when I get around to making one. In the meantime, try me at colmprunty [at] gmail. I'm into .NET Core, containers, AWS, but I'd probably also have a crack at Go or maybe Python.
I'm already regretting posting this a little bit. Hopefully by the time you're reading this I'll have cleaned up the "baby's first F#"-style repos.